When I first came across Powertool Dragracing I figured that it would be the epitome of the “Real” America. It would seem that this is the perfect man’s man event. Then I found out that it’s held in San Francisco.

I then realized the real power tool at this event was the male cheerleading section. Just another race to see who could be the weirdest and most “ready for an ass ram later” type.

Then again, there were some women teams there too. I’m sure it made them proud to see their lubed up carborators go to work against the firing cocked pistons of the male squads.

I will not be attending these events live. See for yourself.