May 20 2008
Something tells me that the original intention of this annual race has changed pretty dramatically since its inception in 1912.
For those unfamiliar, the Bay to Breakers is one of the largest footraces in the world with 65,000 runners and 100,000 spectators annually. The race is intended to celebrate San Francisco’s uniqueness and audacity.
Well, I don’t think this year’s race failed. If running a race dressed as a Star Trooper, doing keg stands, and showing your bare fat ass next to normal looking runners is a symbol of showing audacity, then this race is right on the money.
Can you imagine being someone who actually cares about winning this race? How the hell are you supposed to concentrate with cock and balls in your face?
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