I watched the movie Transformers for the first time this weekend and I know that Megan Fox has been covered to death by every single blog, website, gossip show and every other medium one could think off. Well, I’m sorry. A. She deserves it and B. I could not resist getting her up here.

I’m pretty sure I could stare at her face for at least two weeks. There is not any chance I could ever hold a decent conversation with her. I wouldn’t listen to a word she were saying. She’s just too good looking. Ah yes, and she’s all of 22 years old.

Two words: Un and Coached. Three Words: Brian Austin Green (damn you are lucky bud). Plus she has tattoos. There’s just no way she isn’t a champ in the sack.

Make your own decision after the jump