According to his Myspace Profile Vinny “used to give a f@ck but now he gives a f@kk less.” Well that’s nice. Top 5 things Vinny still gives a f*kk about:

5. Maintaining the flabbiest yet skinniest body on the planet.

4. Wearing cool skull belt buckles.

3. Playing miniature golf to uphold his Mafia image.

2. Playing hip hop real loud in his car until he rolls up to black folks at which point he lowers it very quickly a la the movie Office Space.

1. Being a closet case homosexual.

Vinny, you’re gorgeous!

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