May 16 2008

The New Frohawk plus the Beef = Greg Oden Even More Scary

Published by Natty at 4:00 am under NBA

Greg Oden

Watch out world, this guy’s gonna hurt people

So what do you do when you get hurt and are out for an entire season? I suppose some people could sit back but Greg Oden?

Word is the guy is 20 lbs bulkier from lack of running. He decides “might as well work out like a machine so guys like Andrei Kirilenko spontaneously combust when they run into me.”

And what else does he do? Sport a new Mohawk which will hopefully make Damon Jones realize that only tough guys should have Mohawks, not little puss buckets who think they’re better than they are.

Man I’m psyched for this guy

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  1. […] single handedly won an NCAA title. Drafted #1 in the 2007 NBA draft. Loved and adored for his haircut, his taste in fine wine, and his Guitar Hero skills. What more is left for this young man to […]

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