May 16 2008
Watch out world, this guy’s gonna hurt people
So what do you do when you get hurt and are out for an entire season? I suppose some people could sit back but Greg Oden?
Word is the guy is 20 lbs bulkier from lack of running. He decides “might as well work out like a machine so guys like Andrei Kirilenko spontaneously combust when they run into me.”
And what else does he do? Sport a new Mohawk which will hopefully make Damon Jones realize that only tough guys should have Mohawks, not little puss buckets who think they’re better than they are.
Man I’m psyched for this guy
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