I don’t think you guys need me to tell you who Jayde Nicole is. I had her up here two days ago to congratulate her on her Playmate of the Year honors.

Well now she’s taking her celebrity and signing funny looking Asian dudes Playboy covers. If there was ever a time to envy Canada it’s right now. They may not get a gem like this for another 25 years (Remember, the last Canadian to grace a Playboy cover was Shannon Tweed over 20 years ago).

Question though: Who the hell is this blond next to her? She’s definitely the crappy wing girl who’s gonna try to get Jayde’s scraps when they hit the clubs later.