I don’t know who this dude on the right is, but he certainly looks related to Sam Cassell

I’ve seen about 100 articles out there that display titles like ‘Top 5 Ugliest NBA Players.” But you know what I’ve never seen? An article that describes who these guys actually look like.

That’s why I’ve taken it upon myself to scour the earth finding images that closely resemble these NBA players who unfortunately weren’t blessed with the David Beckham gene.

Find out who these guys look like after the break.

Tyrone Hill

We all know about Tyrone Hill. He ain’t the most aesthetically pleasing male out there but who does he look like? I personally think it’s a tie between skeletor and any of the clowns from Killer Klownz From Outer Space

Popeye Jones

It’s mean but it’s on the money. “Hey you guys!!!!!!!!!”

Gheorghe Muresan

You may not realize this but it’s undeniably true. Michael Phelps.

Joakim Noah

I’m open to suggestions on this one.

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