Top Five Things J-Still, still is:

5. A douche

4. A guy who has a disease most likely received from a male friend taking advantage of him on a drug induced night in Queens.

3. A guy who has his mom call his cell phone so he can say “I’m blowing up”

2. A douche

1. A guy who still doesn’t even need to shave? Come on buddy. Puberty starts at 13!

J Stillz!

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