May 14 2008
Your last name is Brady for a reason. Your first name is William for a reason. Is that reason to burn your skin so that you can become darker than Manute Bol? No.
Is that reason so you can wear purple shirts with non matching ties, cuffed pants, ridiculous glasses, and give the finger to the camera in 99% of the pictures taken of you? No.
Get your head in the game, and figure out this purpose William. You’re a young guy so there’s still hope for you.
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