Dwight Howard definitely loves to show off the guns

What happens when you’re anywhere from 19-23 years old, have countless streams of money, and a virtual menu of women to choose from? Well, you act like any other guy would.

You blow the money on drinks, take dumb pictures with average girls because you’re too hammered to know any better, and you wind up looking like a schmuck.

What happens if you’re a little older than that? Basically the same thing. Here’s what happens to NBA players when they tie one on and let people record it.

Chris Duhon is pimpin’

Andrew Bynum, what the hell are you thinking?

Devin Harris having a very womanly drink.

Channing Frye sporting the boom box fanny pack

Ray Felton, do your thing buddy.

David Lee. Hey buddy!

Martell Webster. He has to be stoned.

Adam Morrison. Dude. shave it. You look like a child molester.

Kendrick Perkins. Boston Rocks.

Jermaine O’Neal. Yeah, she’s hot

David Lee. Worthy of two spots.