May 13 2008
A Congratulations are in Order for Jayde Nicole: Playmate of the Year
A few days ago it was announced that Jayde Nicole is Canada’s first Playmate of the Year since 1982. And who was it in 1982 you might ask? None other than Shannon Tweed.
I’d just like to point out how pleased I am that a brunette won this year’s title. I’d also like to point out that I never read Playboy, nor do I even look at it. It’s simply not hardcore enough, and it bothers me when I see women this hot that I can’t have.
Nevertheless, I know you twinks certainly wouldn’t mind a few shots of Jayde here. So click the little button that says “continue reading” and enjoy looking at pictures of a girl you’ll never have sex with.
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Um…me thinks Pam Anderson might just be Canadian. Look into it.
Yes that is correct. I’ve gotten a few emails about that. Sue me man. What the hell do you want from me? Are these pictures not good enough??????