Gotta thank twistedfocus for these shots.

Sometimes us writers have a hard time coming up with material every day. And it’s either one of two things when you can’t find a story: don’t write an article at all, or find something to put up there.

Today I was struggling a bit, but as usual, my savior came along: hot girls with fake breasts wearing bikinis.

Isn’t America great? By the way, hooters actually has a swimsuit contest schedule. What a nice gesture on their part.

Enjoy the ladies.