May 07 2008
She’s Uncoachable: Heidi Cortez
Meet Heidi Cortez, the proud owner of Cabana Tans in Reno. You might have also seen her on Sunset Tans on the E! network.
If you’re a little less pathetic you might have heard her voice on Howard Stern’s Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez where she read erotic bedtime stories.
Whether you’ve seen her or haven’t seen her, she’s definitely worth a look. Think Jenna Haze but a hell of a lot more filled out.
Pics after the jump
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