I’m sorry but I can’t stop saying “Valeriiieeeeeee! Call on me! Valeriieeeee!…I’m the same boy I used to be.” I highly doubt Steve Winwood was thinking of this particular Valerie when writing that song but if he were, there’s no chance it’d have been so inspirational sounding.

If it were me, this Valerie’s song would be very hardcore guitar oriented, cater to tattoo wearers, and the video would definitely involve motorcycles and pole dancing. And just like skunked hair is an indicator of a tough gal, so is a barbed wire tattoo on the arm.

Well it’s at least indicative of sexual prowess, which is good enough for me. Valerie, here’s to you kicking the absolutely bajesus out of me, and me taking every minute of it for a chance to take a nap on your chest. P.S. The eyebrow ring…yikes.

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