The Associate Press reports: “A working class suburb of Chile’s capital began handing out free Viagra to senior citizens on Wednesday. Lo Prado Mayor Gonzalo Navarrete said he launched the program because “an active sexuality improves the overall quality of life.”

And because Hugh Hefner was way too busy having sex with women who live in their own bedrooms in his house, but pretty much act like his daughters, the Mayor suggested hiring legend Dave Cummings to prove a point.

The 68 year old porn star felt he had much to give. “You don’t stay in it this long without a little help from the little blue guy. Rock on Chile. Rock on.”

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