As we roll out this weekend stuff, I figured I’d add a “question of the week” to the mix. What better way to start than thinking of the NFL draft guru Mel Kiper?
First off, I love the hair. Mel kind of looks a villain in a comic book movie. Second, I love the enthusiasm. No one should be this into college football, no one. But you gotta respect it.
So this leads to my first question of the week. Given there are 365 days in the year and Mel is preparing for one of those days the other 364 days in the year, how many of those 364 days does Mel spend masturbating to college football?
Really? Is that necessary? The players haven’t even played one game yet!
From Radio City Music Hall to random indoor football fields, people have been watching the NFL Draft for nearly 24 hours now. As lives change each time the Commish announces that name, you can feel the excitement.
Actually, I don’t know. It’s the draft man. Sure it means a lot to the players and teams, but is it really necessary to dress like a Giants Blueberry for this thing? Lines around the block?
I guess anything to be part of a new entourage makes sense. Looks like Jonathan Stewart’s White and Asian friends are gonna be psyched because they’ll be rolling deep.
Welcome to Sexy Saturday. In cased you missed some of the wonderful articles during the work week, every Saturday I’ll be giving you something to drool over until Monday. Todays news?
According to the National Ledger, Lindsey Vuolo, a former Playmate in 2001 “joined legendary UK rock n roll photographer Mick Rock as guests on this week’s Heyman Hustle Hon SUN-TV,” the broadband television network launched by NewsCorp’s SUN (UK) division.”
Picture courtesy of the fine gentlemen at Tempe12.
I’d like to take this moment to congratulate all of you for sticking with me. “Uncoached” turned a month old yesterday. Yay! So in that spirit I decided to create a new segment. Welcome to the Weekend Wash.
Some of you simply don’t have the time to read the great stories of the week. That’s where I come in. I’ll do my best to fill you in on some of the better material that’s been out there.
If you have any suggestions or write a blog that’s got a good story, feel free to submit your info to uncoached@gmail.com
The Wash
Sam Keller is getting heat because of his lady - Busted Coverage
Yeah, like we really care that you’re making peace signs. Just set up the cups for another game of Beirut will ya?
What can I say? When you combine alcohol, attractive girls, and a fairly small amount of clothing, you just have potential…lots of potential. I know it’s a cheap ploy but come on, it works, and always will.
I scoured the genius that is brown911 for pictures of some ladies you might not recognize (but certainly won’t forget) having the kinds of times that us guys dream about being a part of.
For those of you who don’t know Minka Kelly, she plays Lyla Garrity, a high school cheerleader on the show “Friday Night Lights.” As you can see, Minka has that “could I spend the rest of my life catering to your every need?” kind of look. I’m curious if she’s as sweet in person as she looks on camera.
Oddly enough she’s dated Donald Faison and John Mayer so that can’t be great. Toss in Chris Evans though, he’s a cool dude. And yes, she’s even had some Hollywood upskirt time. I don’t know man, all this upskirting. Stop playing the game ladies.
I know I can get through to the real you Minka. I know I can.
To my knowledge this is the only “personal” pic of Adrienne Acton. Once someone gets into that profile, the flood gates will open. Please send them to me at uncoached@gmail.com
Is she the next Allison Stokke? Maybe. I’d like to thank our boys over at COED Magazine for an article that will hopefully spark a worldwide panic for bloggers everywhere.
In case you guys don’t know, Adrienne Acton is a softball player for the Arizona Wildcats. And another in case you don’t know…she’s pretty hot. If only we could find this girl partying with Jennie Finch.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen this clip. It really brings me back to the days when I actually looked up to Mike Tyson. I’ll never forget watching this as a kid and how much it freaked me out.
Sidenote: I met Tyson when I was 8 years old in a Tiffany’s store. He put his hand on my head and said “What’s up champ?” True story. Amazing right?
It’s pretty crappy that after this fight, both Tyson and Douglas went nowhere but straight down, and fast. P.S. This moment was nearly 20 years ago. Man does time fly.
