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Apr 28 2008

Playboy Does a Career Good – Kim Kardashian Lands a Movie Role

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Kim Kardashian

According to the National Ledger, “Kim has moved into the D-list with her own strategy of baring all on video and in the pages of Playboy and that has given her “career” (can we call it that?) a push and now she has landed a movie role.”

All I can say is good for her. I dig Kim Kardashian. Despite how unbelievably horrible an actress she will be, I’ll be the first in line to see her on screen. Why? I have no idea. Seriously, I don’t.

I think she’s in the same mold as any hot chick who pays no attention to you, yet you love them for that reason alone. I can’t describe my infatuation with her. Oh wait, I got it. If she were flat chested this would all be meaningless.

Go Kim! Pictures after the jump

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Apr 28 2008

Uncoached Comeback – Doug Flutie On the Football Field Again

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Doug Flutie

As BC Football gears up for another season with scrimmaging, a familiar face was on the field before the game. BC Legend and “little engine that could” Doug Flutie was spotted strolling around before game time.

Flutie was interviewed prior to the game and said “well, I’ve narrowed it down to a couple of schools and I really like the facilities here at BC. I think I can really help this team out.”

Reporters didn’t have the heart to tell him that he was in his forties. I think we’d all welcome another Flutie comeback.

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Apr 28 2008

Monday’s Man Crush – Clive Owen

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Clive Owen

It doesn’t get any more rugged than it does with Clive Owen. The guy is just a badass, plain and simple. Is it me or does it seem like every movie the guy is in, you can’t help but to love his character?

I personally loved him in Derailed, Closer, and Inside Man. I’m sure I’m missing a million films here (check out his IMDB) but you get the drift. The guy is into alternative punk, goes to concerts by himself, and has been in plenty of fights pushing paparazzi cameras.

I’ve heard some garbage about his wife, Sara Jane Fenton, not being hot. You know what? I think his wife is perfect for him. She has a huge rack and looks just kinky enough to fulfill all of his movie character fantasies.

Clive, you are the dude.

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Apr 28 2008

She’s Uncoachable – Emily Scott Rewind

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Emily Scott

I posted Emily Scott about a month ago and since that time a buddy of mine has kept asking me to post her. I figured it couldn’t hurt to put up more pictures of her.

Emily Scott – professional hot chick. No movies. No TV. Not much of anything other than looking fantastic. And you know what? I’m fine with that.

One more thing. She’s Australian. Can you imagine this woman talking dirty to you with that accent? Forget about it.

Pictures after the jump

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Apr 28 2008

FedEx Field Seemed to Have a Great Draft Day

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Draft Day Cheerleaders

This is why I see my beloved Redskins

As we all know, the NFL Draft took place this weekend at Radio City Music Hall. However, people celebrated this momentous occasion in spots all around the country.

Take Washington, DC for example. I recently found some pictures from a seemingly dirty man who calls himself the “DC Dogg.’ And rightfully so. This guy chose any excuse to get a picture of the Washington Redskins Cheerleaders.

So while many of you were partying with your boys, drinking beer and having chips, this guy was staring at girls in tight uniforms doing legs kicks for about 3 hours. Honestly I don’t know which one is better.

Pictures after the jump.

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Apr 28 2008

Uncoached News Article Title – “Testicle Bill Dangles Over Florida Legislators”

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I’m sorry but are you kidding me?  How in the world did someone actually let this article title pass through the Associated Press?  The word “dangles” is truly amazing.  Call me crazy but anything with “balls” is also funny.

Apparently “Truckticles” are the new rage. “They’re proudly displayed by any self-respecting bull, but dangling big metal ones on the back end of a truck could be banned in Florida.”

So that’s how they do in Tallahassee huh?  Big metal balls on the backs of trucks?   Looks like the bumper sticker business is going to have to think of something, fast.

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Apr 27 2008

Sunday’s Question of the Week Involves Mel Kiper

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Mel Kiper

This guy is insane.

As we roll out this weekend stuff, I figured I’d add a “question of the week” to the mix. What better way to start than thinking of the NFL draft guru Mel Kiper?

First off, I love the hair. Mel kind of looks a villain in a comic book movie. Second, I love the enthusiasm. No one should be this into college football, no one. But you gotta respect it.

So this leads to my first question of the week. Given there are 365 days in the year and Mel is preparing for one of those days the other 364 days in the year, how many of those 364 days does Mel spend masturbating to college football?

Over under is 182 days. All comments welcome.

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Apr 27 2008

Sports Sunday: NFL Draft Day Gives Hope to Many

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NFL Draft

Really? Is that necessary? The players haven’t even played one game yet!

From Radio City Music Hall to random indoor football fields, people have been watching the NFL Draft for nearly 24 hours now. As lives change each time the Commish announces that name, you can feel the excitement.

Actually, I don’t know. It’s the draft man. Sure it means a lot to the players and teams, but is it really necessary to dress like a Giants Blueberry for this thing? Lines around the block?

I guess anything to be part of a new entourage makes sense. Looks like Jonathan Stewart’s White and Asian friends are gonna be psyched because they’ll be rolling deep.

Enjoy the next 471 days of the draft folks.

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Apr 26 2008

Sexy Saturday – Lindsey Vuolo doing the “Heyman Hustle”

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Lindsay Vuolo

She can hustle me any time

Welcome to Sexy Saturday. In cased you missed some of the wonderful articles during the work week, every Saturday I’ll be giving you something to drool over until Monday. Todays news?

According to the National Ledger, Lindsey Vuolo, a former Playmate in 2001 “joined legendary UK rock n roll photographer Mick Rock as guests on this week’s Heyman Hustle Hon SUN-TV,” the broadband television network launched by NewsCorp’s SUN (UK) division.”

Here is the recording of the event. Pictures after jump.

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Apr 26 2008

The Weekend Wash – Sam Keller’s Girlfriend and Adios Wesley Snipes

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Sam Keller’s Girlfriend

Picture courtesy of the fine gentlemen at Tempe12.

I’d like to take this moment to congratulate all of you for sticking with me. “Uncoached” turned a month old yesterday. Yay! So in that spirit I decided to create a new segment. Welcome to the Weekend Wash.

Some of you simply don’t have the time to read the great stories of the week. That’s where I come in. I’ll do my best to fill you in on some of the better material that’s been out there.

If you have any suggestions or write a blog that’s got a good story, feel free to submit your info to uncoached@gmail.com

The Wash

Sam Keller is getting heat because of his lady – Busted Coverage

Wesley Snipes off to the big house – Holy Taco

Stephanie Glasson is kind of hot – COED Magazine

Uncoached Business: Hooker Express – Unibrow

ASU Cheerleaders Get a little “Fun” – With Leather

206 Three Pointers in a Row – Don Chavez

Greg Oden Getting Drunk for the Playoffs – The Big Lead

The Invasion of the Penis Snatchers – Asylum

Watch Where you’re going old man – AP

Leighton Meester, What a Cutie – Popoholic

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