Yes, this was the cute little soccer star with pigtails.

So, you watch your wife give birth and it’s a beautiful baby girl. You take care of this baby girl. You raise her like she’s your own, because she is your own. But said girl reaches puberty and gets a hold of MTV and Myspace.

This, my fellow men out there, is a segment I like to call “This Might be your Daughter Someday.”

No matter what you do, no matter what rules you instill, you are most likely powerless in a situation that can potentially send your cute little angel spiraling into a drunken world of parties and really lame dudes.

Did I mention the really lame dudes? This is a black guy with a St. Patrick’s shirt on. I kind of like that actually.

A fine example she’s going to set for her daughter someday.

No wonder this girl is the way she is. This is her mother for Christ’s sake! What a world.

“Mom, I want you to meet my new fiance and my new girlfriend.”

Byeeeeee!

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