This is for Cricket? Sure I’ll go to a game.

I’m not sure how many of you pay attention to Cricket but I can clearly say it’s much better than Hockey. And you’d be surprised how popular the sport is abroad. The stadiums are huge, get filled up every game, and the players are treated like royalty.

Take the Indian Premier League for example. It’s a new league that began this month. There are currently eight teams. Apparently all of the players come out carried in parade floats with women kneeling at their feet and feeding them berries.

Then all of the cheerleaders strip to their bare asses and perform sexual acts with each other to warm up the crowd.

Alright so I’m messing around. But the sport is definitely becoming better known and the cheerleaders are nothing to scoff at.

Go Cricket!