Apr 23 2008
Oh How They Fade in the NFL – Shaun Alexander Released by Seahawks
Shaun has already accepted a new job shuttling around Disney Mascots. Way to go buddy!
In a matter of three years, Shaun Alexander went from MVP in 2005 and getting to the Superbowl in 2006, to being a really old and injured 30 year old running back who was finally released yesterday.
I think Shaun was a great player but he really must have pissed off some fantasy football managers. I mean, damn. Having to resort to Maurice Morris week after week? Ugh.
In other news, when asked about his release, a Seahawks executive said, “The truth? It was the gap in his teeth. He was really pissing us off with that thing. I couldn’t stand looking at it.” Watch out Michael Strahan, you could be next bud.
Best of luck Shaun (and get that gap fixed)
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