Apr 22 2008
Rutgers Football Getting Kinky on the Sidelines
Nothing wrong with a little sideshow to get the players “excited.”
As the Rutgers Football team gears up for 2008 by working their asses off on the field, it would seem they might have some off the field plans as well.
While it could be a banner year for the football squad, it appears that the Scarlet Knight is about to make a bid for the “getting the most ass” Mascot in the NCAA. The cheerleaders are already on board saying “6 hummers down, 600 to go, this guy is a stud.”
And with a face like that, the Scarlet Knight is all business. “Nothing’s stopping me from plowing the whole damned league.” Fans and cheerleaders are excited. The current record is held by the USC Trojan (for obvious reasons).
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