Apr 18 2008
Featured left to right: Losers 1, 2, 3, 4 and Bunnies Happy, Sleepy, Moist, Puddles and Money Grubber
Has anyone heard of Playboy Golf? If you haven’t here’s a little brochure to help get you started. If you have around 50 grand you and a few of your buddies can go play golf with some of the bunnies, which once again proves that Hugh Hefner is a genius.
You get to watch scantily clad girls with crappy back swings get drunk, party, jump on beds, and best of all you get to photograph all of it. So wait a minute. All I have to do is pony up 50 grand and me and my buddies get to play golf with and spend a weekend with the bunnies?
You think you’re cool now buddy. Wait until you realize she’s sober and kicks you in the balls.
Sounds great right up until the end when you realize you just spent 50 grand to party with really hot girls, not have sex with any of them, watch them walk off as soon as the clock strikes 12, and go home alone.
I think I’d rather find a good, free porn site, jerk off for 5 minutes and call it a day.
Pictures of the ladies after the jump
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