Yeah, I’d definitely pony up 8 bucks to see them naked

From the Associated Press: “Seven middle-aged Spanish mothers who posed for a tongue-in-cheek nude calendar — a fundraiser for their children’s tiny, rural school — are now saddled with debt and 5,000 unwanted copies.”

The women acknowledged that they knew nothing about publishing and one of them said “The sad part for us is figuring out what to do with them because it is not something you can recycle.”

Instead of thinking about recycling you might want to start thinking about not showing loose skin and a dried up cervix to John Q public. Just do a car wash or something. Maybe you can tudor children? But for the love of God, get your damned clothes back on ladies.

I’m 100% glad that I couldn’t actually find this calendar.