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Apr 18 2008

A Look at the Real America – Hillbilly Style

Published by at 10:11 am under A Look at the Real America

This is the real America

Yo dude, can we barter for the Possum? Haven’t eaten that in a while.

Once again, it’s time to take you guys through what I call “The Real America.” Bear in mind the individuals that I or even you tend to make fun of are the same people that founded this country.

So be respectful and even proud that there are still many patriots out there toting guns around and turning normal sized cars into miniature versions of Monster Trucks.

This is the real America

Pay your respects. This guy is a distant relative of Richard Pryor. He kind of reminds me of Michael Rappaports character Remi in Higher Learning.

This is the real America

For 5 bucks all of you can take a turn. Even cousins!

This is the real America

You know what’s scary? I don’t even think the people who made that sign intended for it to be funny at all.

This is the real America

That seems about right.

This is the real America

Nothin’ like shootin’ burgers on a Sunday Afternoon.





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One response so far

  • D tyler

    “Bear in mind the individuals that I or even you tend to make fun of are the same people that founded this country.”

    No, they’re not. Ignorant hillbillies have nothing in common with the Founding Fathers, nor are they the backbone of America (or great inventors, captains of industry, etc).
    I’m not sure why you think that redneck who sells possum out of the back of his pickup “founded this country”–maybe the phrase “dropped out of school” or “failed at life” are actually the ones you were looking for instead?

    I will change my opinion and agree with you when I start hearing that Goober Pyle founded America, but I don’t really expect that to happen…

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