“Dude, this white guy is pretty scary.”

We see loads of people throughout the day that in my eyes need their own signs, or even captions.

It would be fantastic if you saw some old guy on the train who looked upset, had a lot of ear hair, and there was a sign right beneath his neck that said “I’ve given up, leave me alone.”

While this may never come to fruition and we will unfortunately never see these signs, I’ve taken it upon myself to find some pictures that are “caption worthy.”

“I jerked off more this morning than you ever will in your entire lifetime”

“Yes, I farted, these guys are talking about it, and I do it often. It’s my thing man.”

“Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

I need some help here. I really don’t have anything.

“Nothing like a Red Bull after being trapped in a metal cage during daily brainwashing sessions.”