Looks like someone was pissed he lost on the long shot

The Louisville Courier-Journal reports that this year’s Kentucky Derby looks wide open. Well, that’s really nice to know. I’m glad that we’ll all be taking this so seriously.

Am I missing something? It’s horses! Oh that’s right, it’s gambling. Any time money is involved you’ve got yourself an event. And Churchill Downs never disappoints.

And let us not forget how amazingly classy this race is. The infield is filled with people in suits and fancy hats. Then again, maybe it’s just a Mardi Gras with horses.

You think this guy was paying attention to who won the race? Maybe he just won on a teaser and is excited to collect his 20 bucks which he’ll promptly spend on beads to get girls to flash him.

Clearly these are pretty avid sports fans who take the Derby very seriously.

You might not see it in this picture but this girl just got done finishing off 6 guys who were lined up to you know…have sex with her.

Look at that tush on the left.

It’s amazing these aren’t the images you see on television while watching the Derby. Such a shame.