Can you believe how stale Anfernee Hardaway is?

It was a reasonably wild ride in the NCAA tournament that ended with one of the most memorable finishes in tournament history.

What do perverts like me remember? The ladies of course. Nothing better than pom poms in your face and distracting leg splits to keep you occupied during time outs.

Can you imagine the aggressiveness these girls could display in the right moment? I think I’d last about 6 seconds and call it a day.

Photos after the hump (I mean jump)

I almost feel bad for the other girls, but I’m pretty sure I could have just posted the UCLA Bruins Spirit squad and this article would have been 100% amazing.