Apr 15 2008
I Think He Might Be Gay – Terrell Owens
You do realize this doesn’t even remotely turn me on don’t you?
“I think He Might Be Gay” is pretty self explanatory. For whatever reasons, I’ll jot down my opinions on who I think might be gay. Not saying that these man ARE gay, but I’m also not saying that they’re not.
I wrote a story about this some years back in a website that is long gone, but I still think it holds true today. In fact there’s even more evidence that Terrell Owens might be gay.
So let’s get into reasons shall we?
Reporters huh? This is the intro to “Gangbang Cowboys”
First Terrell implies Jeff Garcia is gay. Albeit Garcia looks kind of gay, evidence is overwhelmingly to the contrary. Garcia has plowed through quite a bit of Playboy and Penthouse women. Terrell? Haven’t seen one thing about him having a girl.
Terrell whines about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. Terrell? Still no lady.
Terrell whines about his coaches, situation, craves attention, does ridiculous end zone dances, and pours popcorn on his face. Girlfriend? No
Terrell sort of overdoses on gay pills. Can’t even address the media and has his agent do it. Attention craving? Yes. Act of a gay man? Possibly.
Such a cute hat. P.S. that’s a women’s snow hat.
Terrell has a ridiculous body and goes out of his way to wear tight fitting clothing. Gay? Possibly.
Terrell holds footballs funny and prances in a gazelle-like fairy fashion. Gay? Possibly.
Just pay attention to Terrell. Once again, I’m not saying that he is gay, but I am saying that it’s a distinct possibility.
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there is nothing credible to suggest he is gay. yes, he MIGHT be gay but the moon also MIGHT crash into the earth. big maybe. he’s handsome and i’d ask him to marry me but nothing to suggest he is gay. besides, you can’t expect any one person to be totally turned on by every single member of the opposite sex even when she’s nude. that’s not going to happen.