Last night there were rumors that Jessica’s little sister Ashlee Simpson was pregant. Those rumors were denied this morning by current fiance Peter Wentz.

Phew! Thank God for that. I can’t believe how much that would have affected my life. You may be wondering why I’d even bother reporting this.

Well, Pete Wentz may very well be a candidate for my “I wouldn’t care if they died” segment.

Also, I was able to find a picture that scientists have formulated using special technology to craft what the new child would in fact look like.

Here he/she is!

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