Apr 11 2008
The Myspace Toolbox – The SEAN
There’s a 100% chance this was the kid who was always screaming to his friends “Hey guys wait up!” and his friends got really nervous that he’d catch up because they didn’t want to be seen with him.
Now he wears giant sunglasses, hangs out with unattractive girls, and pretends to not be gay.
Yup, we’re all sold THE SEAN.
What a badass
Even More Uncoachable Stuff
- The Myspace Toolbox: Socky T
- The Myspace Toolbox: Johnny Cannolies
- The Myspace Toolbox: Vicious Vic
- The Myspace Toolbox: Wearing an Eye Patch is Never Cool
- The Myspace Toolbox: Joe Goes Slow
I cannot figure out which is more disturbing: the toolbox haircut, tan, and sunglasses.
Or the chicks that actually like the look.
Oh my.. made the mistake of clicking on over to his myspace page. This ass-bandit actually has a bumper sticker that reads “Can you handle a guy that can fuck to house music?”.. Oh, hold me back. I can feel my knees buckling already.. **swoon**