This will now be on your phone

Amber James has been announced as the new Miss Playboy Mobile at the CTIA (The Wireless Association) 2008.

Exclusive content (i.e. nudity) from the after party will be made available on cell phones around the country.

Congratulations! A new high has been set! Not only will people still be jerking off 6 hours a day from internet porn, but bathroom breaks and inter meeting erections will be even more plentiful.

Thanks Amber!