I wish I could say I was joking but I’m not. I just threw up in my mouth. Since when does Rhode Island house this kind of person?

Person? How in the world is this guy a human being? How is it possible for me to sit across from this guy in a room and me think we’re a part of the same species?

Not only that, how do women find this attractive? You know what? Plenty do. You go Giovanni.

You go boy!