So which guy do you think is with us and which guy is an Infielder?

It’s funny because a NASCAR event is kind of like one giant tailgate, but one that doesn’t stop in the day time. There’s almost a Mardi Gras feel only it’s a little trashier and a lot more in bred.

More Pictures and Captions after the jump (if the pics aren’t clear click on them and they’ll enlarge)

Here, the greener and gayer the boots were, the hotter the chicks you got were. I’m gonna have to try this out in New York.

This was the lone hot chick of the NASCAR festivities. The guy on the right is her boyfriend and there’s no way she’s a day older than 16.

Pretty self explanatory (we’ll get to who the black guy is in my next post)

Can you guess which one is me? This kid was the prize of the entire event.

Just another whore.

Just a cop chilling by the Budweiser truck looking for his squad car.

Me chilling with some more NASkids who tried to get me to do shots of Jack with them.

Tough to see but girls were dancing and taking their tops off up there. I like the Home Depot guy in front.

My buddy Chris on the left trying to fit in with the Jim Beam hat. I think it worked.