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Apr 08 2008

An Infield View of Texas Motor Speedway – Night Time

Published by at 8:20 am under NASCAR

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

So which guy do you think is with us and which guy is an Infielder?

It’s funny because a NASCAR event is kind of like one giant tailgate, but one that doesn’t stop in the day time. There’s almost a Mardi Gras feel only it’s a little trashier and a lot more in bred.

More Pictures and Captions after the jump (if the pics aren’t clear click on them and they’ll enlarge)

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

Here, the greener and gayer the boots were, the hotter the chicks you got were. I’m gonna have to try this out in New York.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

This was the lone hot chick of the NASCAR festivities. The guy on the right is her boyfriend and there’s no way she’s a day older than 16.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

Pretty self explanatory (we’ll get to who the black guy is in my next post)

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

Can you guess which one is me? This kid was the prize of the entire event.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

Just another whore.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

Just a cop chilling by the Budweiser truck looking for his squad car.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

Me chilling with some more NASkids who tried to get me to do shots of Jack with them.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

Tough to see but girls were dancing and taking their tops off up there. I like the Home Depot guy in front.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

My buddy Chris on the left trying to fit in with the Jim Beam hat. I think it worked.





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