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Apr 08 2008

An Infield View of Texas Motor Speedway – Day Time

Published by at 7:22 am under NASCAR

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

It’s amazing to me that these aren’t the images we see on Television. You would figure that the skinny guy making the constipated yet horny “I’m gonna git dat ho back to ma trailer” face would be a big sell on NBC.

Check out the rest of the infield shots with appropriate captions after the jump (also click on the pics to make them bigger)

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

That was this year’s homecoming NASCAR king and queen. These were the two responsible for entertaining all of the Fortune 500 clients attending the race.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

That would be Rex Waller and Billy Bob Racepants. These guys shuttled people around to give them a sense of Infield life. That consisted of pouring beer on people’s faces and eating 3 lbs of dip on a dare.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

Those are just some fat people.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

I’ve got two words. Three. Some. I have another two words: Most disgusting visual I could possibly imagine at this point in my life.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

It’s tough to tell but that’s actually Jeff Gordon before the race. It’s no wonder the guy was in last place and barely driving on the track the entire race.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

This was us trying to figure out how we’d fit in down there.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

Those are some “NASkids.” They were pissed because their parents only let them have 5 beers instead of ten before riding their bikes without helmets.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

This is a guy who was pondering Plato and Socrates while hanging out on a scaffolding and drinking what was surely water.

Texas Motor Speedway Infield

Just a couple of whores.





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