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Apr 04 2008

I Think He Might Be Gay – Pau Gasol

Published by at 10:02 am under I Think He Might Be Gay,NBA,Sports

Pau Gasol

I have no problem with a man being homosexual. If that’s your thing, that’s your thing. Nevertheless it’s still an interesting topic and as my topic “load” increases, this segment came to mind.

Stats are increasingly showing that up to one of ten men in this country is homosexual. Furthermore, studies are showing that even “heterosexual” men engage in “activities” with other men. Wouldn’t it then figure that this is the case in professional sports? At least one guy on every NBA team has to be gay. At least 2-3 on a baseball team, so on and so fourth.

It will be my job to uncover these men. For whatever reasons, I’ll jot down my opinions on who I think might be gay. Not saying that these man ARE gay, but I’m also not saying that they’re not.

Pau Gasol, congrats bud. You’re our first potentially gay person.

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I’m sorry but Pau had to make this list. His arms flail way too much. He makes the most ridiculous faces on the court, and for some reason players always look the other way when around him.

I searched all over the place for a girlfriend and found no evidence (this is the most I could find) and no pictures of him remotely near a woman. Even if he was with a woman it wouldn’t convince me.

In fact the only pictures of him are with fruity little Spaniards. Now look at these and tell me that I’m not at least onto something.

Pau in his possible gayness

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One response so far

  • nudegayguy

    i really think you’re going out on a limb to suggest people who MIGHT be gay when in fact you don’t have any evidence. you can state as fact that I am gay because i’m telling you i am. other than that, i believe you’re doing a disservice.



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