Apr 02 2008
Uncoached Exposure - UMass Football Player Spencer Ridenhour Arrested
But doesn’t he look harmless?
Masslive reports that U Mass Defensive player Spencer Ridenhour has been charged with indecent assault and battery.
“According to police, Ridenhour, a defensive back on the football team, was identified by a Smith College student as the man who came up behind her on the college campus and indecently touched her on March 25. Two days later, police say, Ridenhour rolled down the window of his car as a female jogger was passing by on Round Hill Road. The woman, who thought he was about to ask for directions, went to the car and saw Ridenhour masturbating, police said.”
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I get the whole assault thing. I get the whole sex offender thing. Some guys are just perverts. But what I don’t understand is the public exposure thing. I mean seriously, it takes some serious balls (pun intended) to be able to do that.
I for one could not even think of taking out the remains of what is a very small penis and actually masturbating for all of the world to see. I give credit to these guys. They just don’t give a shit, at all.
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Worse: Jacking it to jogger or the guy who shot it in the chick’s hair on airplane?
Now that’s tossup.
[…] perhaps if I saw a woman like this roaming the streets I might actually have the will to do what Spencer Ridenhour did. Can you imagine going to dinner with a woman like […]