I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Jennifer Ellison is borderline illegal. It seriously should be against the law to look this hot. I know I just wrote an article about indecent exposure and all….

Well, perhaps if I saw a woman like this roaming the streets I might actually have the will to do what Spencer Ridenhour did. Can you imagine going to dinner with a woman like this?

Pictures and more after the jump

There’s zero chance I wouldn’t mess it all up. A. I’d be staring at her rack the whole time and B. I’d be staring at her rack the whole time. And P.S. I don’t think I could “perform” too well with her either. Over under on when I’d be “done?” 16 seconds. Wait, 6 seconds.

Enjoy the pictures