If this is the future of tailgating, sign me up

The Journal Gazette reports that”The game-day party in the parking lot has quietly emerged as a lucrative sector for retailers and manufacturers that sell outdoor and sporting equipment, prompting them to roll out products designed for more urban pursuits.”

In other words, “people, keep getting completely trashed and acting like idiots so we can invent ridiculous products like the “Pong Pro” beer pong table and make you spend unnecessary money before you even enter the ballpark.”

Dare I say, Tailgating becoming a “mini Spring Break” of sorts? Why not?

Pictures and more after the jump

I can’t wait for an after school special to come out that will essentially mimic all the “Spring Break Disasters!” programs we see out there. “Tailgating: A ticket to the ballgame for some, a ticket to hell for others.”

That will be followed by pictures of passed out guys and girls with food all over their faces. You’ll then see them rushed to the hospital. What they won’t show you are the legions of people giving a “thumbs up” and taking pictures of this debauchery to post on Facebook so they can record and archive this drunken activity.

This is why I love America.

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