Archive for March, 2008

Mar 28 2008

Uncoached Aging - The Real World, Then and Now

Published by Natty under News

Real World Jon

For the record, I only watched Real World’s seasons 1, 2, and 3. But for all you Real World fanatics this is pretty entertaining. I’ve only posted those pictures of people I knew or ones I thought looked psycho, so you’ll have to see this slideshow for all of them. Here are a couple of amazing moments I remember:

Season 2 - anything with Dominic was phenomenal. Guy was drunk 90% of the time.

Season 2 - When Tammy gets hit in the head by a door that Beth slams eventually leading to the kick out of David and Tammy saying “it wasn’t not funny!”

Season 3 - anything where Puck and Pedro got into it.

Man, Eric Nies has really let himself go. I think he should be on the show Lost. At least he can get tickets to any NBA Game (his pop is Jack Nies, referee)

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Mar 28 2008

The Next Mrs. Landers - Kate Bosworth

Published by Natty under Marriage Material

Kate Bosworth

Kate Bosworth may have been too drunk to remember filming a sex scene from the movie “21,” but she’s got my vote as being a keeper. When asked about the scene Kate said “We were both so drunk,” the sexy “21” siren told People. “Jim and I became such good friends, we decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it.”

And what in God’s name is wrong with that? A girl that goes for it, is hot, and gets trashed to get in the mood? Sounds like wife material to me. I’m normally not into the skinny, not exactly big boobs type, but Kate is an exception. When I saw her in “Blue Crush” and began to feel the inner power within her character, I nearly cried.

Pictures and an emotional moment after the jump

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Mar 28 2008

Uncoached Shocker of the Day: Hugh Hefner is Happy

Published by Natty under News, Playboy

Hugh Hefner

According to this article Hugh Hefner’s “life is sweeter than anyone could imagine.” Really? I thought the guy was just bored having sex with five different busty dumb blonds every single day for the past 35 years.

The guy is nearly 100 years old and he’ll have more sex today than I’ll have in the next year. I will say this though: Hugh? I, and I believe all men out there truly salute you. You are truly an uncoachable man.

In case you don’t know why Hugh Hefner is so happy, take a look after the jump

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Mar 28 2008

The Myspace Toolbox: GOD

Published by Natty under The Myspace Toolbox

Luciano God

God. Yes, that is what this, this, THING calls himself in his Myspace Profile. And what else does he say? “Luciano. It’s Only the Beginning.” Beginning of what I have absolutely no idea and I’m scared to find out.

When GOD isn’t busy putting Pommade into his greased up dreadlockish, pony tailed ‘doo, he’s taking pictures on Saturday afternoons that go up every Monday to impress his guy friends in Piacenza, Italy.

I’m 99% sure that all his “boys” from the homeland are giggling behind his back. After you see these pictures you might realize how bad an idea it was to have cameras installed in cell phones:

Hey oh, oh ay! God! Luciano! We love ya pal!

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Mar 28 2008

She’s Uncoachable - Kelly Brook

Published by Natty under She's Uncoachable

Kelly Brook

Do we even need to discuss the ridiculousness that is Kelly Brook? Can someone please explain what this British busty phenomenon is? Gemma Atkinson, Keeley Hazell, Kelly Brook, Queen Latifah. OK last one no but come on!

You got these British accents and racks up there that just won’t quit. It’s really not fair is it? And to top it all off, as recently as a week ago Kelly left her boyfriend. I’m pretty excited. I think I have a shot. Shouldn’t we all have a shot?

Enjoy the pictures

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Mar 28 2008

Long Island to Become 51st State? - I May Have to Kill Myself

Published by Natty under News

Long Island Punk

Long Island, “Bigger than 19 states and more populous than all but the country’s three largest cities — is big enough to stand on its own, secede and become the 51st state, said Suffolk Comptroller Joseph Sawicki.

Ladies and gentlemen. I grew up on Long Island. I’m proud to be from Long Island. But Long Island now? Now it’s either the South Shore or North Shore. Slowly but surely the south shore is taking over. That means the guidos and extra fat Mets fans are going to be our representatives.

State Motto and Pictures of Potential Governors after the jump

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Mar 27 2008

Playoff Basketball Close, More Unintentional Gay Pictures Coming

Published by Natty under NBA, News, Sports

Paul Gasol and Juwan Howard

The Bleacher Report lets us know that the playoffs are just around the corner. You know what that means. It means players in the NBA are licking their chops for a chance at a title. I just hope they’re not licking other players (although these pictures say otherwise). With some teams realizing the hopes of a playoff birth, and races getting tighter and tighter, the games are going to get tougher and tougher.

And that my friends means players are going to play harder and harder. And that means the more play, the more gay…..pictures that is.

In the midst of all this I still have to ask myself this one question: “Does anyone watch the NBA anymore?” And am I looking forward to what feels to be a year of playoffs? I think I’d rather watch the NCAA tourney. At least in the NCAA, we see some decent plays run, real defense, and a legit desire to win.

Enjoy (or hopefully don’t) the Pics - Bear in mind not all of these are recent but they’re still pretty funny

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Mar 27 2008

The Uncoachable 2009 Job Market - This Might be Accurate

Published by Natty under News

I don’t make a habit of posting videos but amidst the uncertain future of our country and its economy, I felt this video would be an excellent reminder of what we may being seeing over the next five years. Enjoy

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