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Mar 27 2008

The Uncoachable 2009 Job Market – This Might be Accurate

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I don’t make a habit of posting videos but amidst the uncertain future of our country and its economy, I felt this video would be an excellent reminder of what we may being seeing over the next five years. Enjoy

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Mar 27 2008

The Next Mrs. Landers – Old School Phoebe Cates

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Phoebe Cates

No one will ever forget the when the line “Hey Brad, you know how cute I always thought you were” was uttered in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. And then….oh man. The top comes off and Phoebe becomes immortal. I can’t think of a better pick for a woman to spend the rest of my life with than a young Phoebe Cates.

What happened to her? All I can say is well done Kevin Kline for scooping her up. I guess once the hair got short (post 1990) and she became involved in movies like Gremlins 2: The New Batch and Drop Dead Fred, things just weren’t the same. But I digress. I’d like to think of Phoebe as the sex pot who encouraged a young 15 year old to just do it already and bang some 26 year old. And I’ll always see her in a red bikini. Thanks for the memories Phoebs!

I have to thank HissandHop for some of these pictures:

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Mar 27 2008

Uncoached Catalog: Topless Teens for Abercrombie

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Abercrombie and Fitch

Abercrombie and Co has been getting crapped on for a while now about the scantily clad models they portray. Bruce Weber, my personal hero is responsible for this. Bruce is the main photographer who loves to see skin. His “best” pictures however, keep getting removed by authorities. Since 2003 the catalog just isn’t what it can be because of this censorship. Well now in 2008 , the New York Post reports of a new and better catalog being sold in London only. Price Tag? 200 bucks. Why so much?

Pictures and more after the jump:

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Mar 27 2008

College Cheerleaders: More Than Just Cute Faces With Pom Poms? Maybe but so what….

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Texas Longhorns Cheerleaders

A new book has just come out by Kate Torgovnick that dives into the strenuous world of college cheerleading. Apparently it’s not all fun and games.

Lynn Harris, who wrote the article about Kate’s book goes on to say that college cheerleading is “one of the only sports in which men and women compete together — “a fervent subculture filled with people willing to take their bodies to the limit.”

That’s all well and good but I’d just like to remind us of some things first.

Pictures and reasons why cheerleading is successful after the jump

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Mar 27 2008

She’s Uncoachable: Bianca Beauchamp

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Bianca Beauchamp

Bianca Beauchamp is a well known fetish model from Montreal. Specifically, she models in latex and has an uncoachable rack. You wonder how chicks get this way. Well, according to an article in Askmen Bianca had her first sexual experience at 15. I suppose that’s normal but it was a threesome. That explains a lot.

God bless. That’s all I have to say. Bianca has her own website and if you want to see more you’ll have to pony up the cash.

For now you’ll have to settle for these pictures:

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Mar 26 2008

Uncoached Tattoos: Whatever Happened to Atreyu from Neverending Story?

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Noah Hathaway

As you guys get to know me you’ll begin to understand that I’m a huge movie fan. I love nothing more than to quote movies and more importantly recognize those obscure and wonderful actors that made movies so great. But sometimes these people fall out of existence.

I’m here to scoop them back up and remind you how great they were. Noah Hathaway is our man of the hour. At the age of 13, Noah played Atreyu in Neverending Story. Atreyu, in my eyes could quite possibly be one of the most badass movie heroes in history. I actually think he might be top 5. The guy was THIRTEEN people! He was killing buffalo and fighting giant wolves before he could jerk off! What a stud.

Pictures and more after the jump:

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Mar 26 2008

The Next Mrs. Landers: Kate Beckinsale

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Kate Beckinsale

For those of you not paying much attention, I go by Brock Landers. This segment will bring you a sample of a woman that I feel is wife material (along with ample pictures). Essentially what that means is that any girl that I post as “The Next Mrs. Landers” is a person who if they asked me to marry them, I would not hesitate, not for a second, to say yes.

Sure, I have no clue about who they are as people, but judging from looks, my imagined perception of their personality, and that special something that says “sure she’s had six affairs but there’s just that something in her eye that tells me it’s going to work” I can easily come to the conclusion that they are wife material. Kate Beckinsale?

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Mar 26 2008

We Want Roy! – Seriously Though, Who Should Run the Knicks?

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Roy Jones and the Knicks

With what could have been the biggest shocker in history The Associated Press reported that Donnie Walsh has NOT agreed to oversee basketball operations for the New York Knicks. Walsh reportedly said, “Look man, Eddy Curry just smells really bad after a game, what can I tell you?” That and “Ok my bad, they just suck, what do you want from me? They blow, they’re a horrible team and I want no part of this. Call Roy Jones, he’d do a great job.”

And that got me thinking. Who should run this team? I think the scenario from the movie Eddie really isn’t such a bad idea at this point. Take a fan, kid, whoever, and get the fans laughing. Christ get us excited for once. I’d say it’ll take this team at least 50-60 years to create a moderately formidable team so we might as well have some fun with it. In the interim I’ve shared a couple of pictures of candidates I think could fill the job admirably.

The Nominees Are:

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My vote goes to Jorge sporting the old school Starks Jersey. Although the entire Knicks City Dancers certainly isn’t a bad idea. That kid with the glasses. Oh man. Sorry buddy. I’m so sorry.

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Mar 26 2008

Uncoached Arrest: Kristen Davis Busted For Prostitution

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Wicked Models

No, not the “Sex and City Star” who is allegedly going down on half of New York and filming it. This Kristen, with an E is a bit more entrepreneurial. According to the New York Daily News, Kristen’s Company, Wicked Models is facing charges of money laundering and prostitution.

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Mar 26 2008

A Salute to George “Buddy” Dalluge: Spring Break Hero

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George “Buddy” Dalluge

It was this photo taken in 1961 by a photographer named Gene Hyde that would change Spring Break forever. Here we can see a huge crowd of Spring Breakers lined up in Ft. Lauderdale. All of them stare at this crazy dude hanging from a pole. That man, George “Buddy” Dalluge would set the tone for years to come. He has a truly amazing story. So once again, we thank George Dalluge. It it weren’t for him we wouldn’t have any actions such as those shown below. Unfortunately if not for George we probably wouldn’t have the obvious douchebag getting the hot girl because she’s too trashed to notice how much oil he has on himself and how many earrings he’s wearing. But you take the good, you take the bad, you take them all and there you have….the facts of life.

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