The Bleacher Report lets us know that the playoffs are just around the corner. You know what that means. It means players in the NBA are licking their chops for a chance at a title. I just hope they’re not licking other players (although these pictures say otherwise). With some teams realizing the hopes of a playoff birth, and races getting tighter and tighter, the games are going to get tougher and tougher.
And that my friends means players are going to play harder and harder. And that means the more play, the more gay…..pictures that is.
In the midst of all this I still have to ask myself this one question: “Does anyone watch the NBA anymore?” And am I looking forward to what feels to be a year of playoffs? I think I’d rather watch the NCAA tourney. At least in the NCAA, we see some decent plays run, real defense, and a legit desire to win.
Enjoy (or hopefully don’t) the Pics - Bear in mind not all of these are recent but they’re still pretty funny
I don’t make a habit of posting videos but amidst the uncertain future of our country and its economy, I felt this video would be an excellent reminder of what we may being seeing over the next five years. Enjoy
No one will ever forget the when the line “Hey Brad, you know how cute I always thought you were” was uttered in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. And then….oh man. The top comes off and Phoebe becomes immortal. I can’t think of a better pick for a woman to spend the rest of my life with than a young Phoebe Cates.
What happened to her? All I can say is well done Kevin Kline for scooping her up. I guess once the hair got short (post 1990) and she became involved in movies like Gremlins 2: The New Batch and Drop Dead Fred, things just weren’t the same. But I digress. I’d like to think of Phoebe as the sex pot who encouraged a young 15 year old to just do it already and bang some 26 year old. And I’ll always see her in a red bikini. Thanks for the memories Phoebs!
I have to thank HissandHop for some of these pictures:
Abercrombie and Co has been getting crapped on for a while now about the scantily clad models they portray. Bruce Weber, my personal hero is responsible for this. Bruce is the main photographer who loves to see skin. His “best” pictures however, keep getting removed by authorities. Since 2003 the catalog just isn’t what it can be because of this censorship. Well now in 2008 , the New York Post reports of a new and better catalog being sold in London only. Price Tag? 200 bucks. Why so much?
A new book has just come out by Kate Torgovnick that dives into the strenuous world of college cheerleading. Apparently it’s not all fun and games.
Lynn Harris, who wrote the article about Kate’s book goes on to say that college cheerleading is “one of the only sports in which men and women compete together — “a fervent subculture filled with people willing to take their bodies to the limit.”
That’s all well and good but I’d just like to remind us of some things first.
Pictures and reasons why cheerleading is successful after the jump
Bianca Beauchamp is a well known fetish model from Montreal. Specifically, she models in latex and has an uncoachable rack. You wonder how chicks get this way. Well, according to an article in Askmen Bianca had her first sexual experience at 15. I suppose that’s normal but it was a threesome. That explains a lot.
God bless. That’s all I have to say. Bianca has her own website and if you want to see more you’ll have to pony up the cash.
As you guys get to know me you’ll begin to understand that I’m a huge movie fan. I love nothing more than to quote movies and more importantly recognize those obscure and wonderful actors that made movies so great. But sometimes these people fall out of existence.
I’m here to scoop them back up and remind you how great they were. Noah Hathaway is our man of the hour. At the age of 13, Noah played Atreyu in Neverending Story. Atreyu, in my eyes could quite possibly be one of the most badass movie heroes in history. I actually think he might be top 5. The guy was THIRTEEN people! He was killing buffalo and fighting giant wolves before he could jerk off! What a stud.
For those of you not paying much attention, I go by Brock Landers. This segment will bring you a sample of a woman that I feel is wife material (along with ample pictures). Essentially what that means is that any girl that I post as “The Next Mrs. Landers” is a person who if they asked me to marry them, I would not hesitate, not for a second, to say yes.
Sure, I have no clue about who they are as people, but judging from looks, my imagined perception of their personality, and that special something that says “sure she’s had six affairs but there’s just that something in her eye that tells me it’s going to work” I can easily come to the conclusion that they are wife material. Kate Beckinsale?
With what could have been the biggest shocker in historyThe Associated Press reported that Donnie Walsh has NOT agreed to oversee basketball operations for the New York Knicks. Walsh reportedly said, “Look man, Eddy Curry just smells really bad after a game, what can I tell you?” That and “Ok my bad, they just suck, what do you want from me? They blow, they’re a horrible team and I want no part of this. Call Roy Jones, he’d do a great job.”
And that got me thinking. Who should run this team? I think the scenario from the movie Eddie really isn’t such a bad idea at this point. Take a fan, kid, whoever, and get the fans laughing. Christ get us excited for once. I’d say it’ll take this team at least 50-60 years to create a moderately formidable team so we might as well have some fun with it. In the interim I’ve shared a couple of pictures of candidates I think could fill the job admirably.
The Nominees Are:
My vote goes to Jorge sporting the old school Starks Jersey. Although the entire Knicks City Dancers certainly isn’t a bad idea. That kid with the glasses. Oh man. Sorry buddy. I’m so sorry.
