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Mar 31 2008

Billy Ray More Stressed Than Ever – Miley Cyrus Wins Kids Choice Award

Published by at 10:35 am under News

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The Associated Press reports that Miley Cyrus wins twice at the Kids Choice awards. One for best singer and the other for best actress. In addition, “The show’s host, Jack Black, announced that 88 million votes were cast this year, more than twice last year’s record number of 40 million.”

Miley Pictures and shocking news after the jump

Uncoached has just received word that of those new 48 million new votes, 47,999,999 votes were made from one cell phone by some 50 year old guy in rural Arkansas. Apparently he has a Miley Cyrus shrine on his front porch.

“Miley for President!” “Miley or Bust!” “I Love Miley and I don’t care what my wife or kids think!” were just some of the many signs this man (who wishes to remain nameless) posted on his mailbox.

In all seriousness though folks. Isn’t this Miley kind of a line drawer? Kids don’t know what the hell is going on. They’re all hunky dory and cheer for Miley all of the time. What they don’t realize is that Miley, as disturbing as it sounds, is turning into a sex symbol.

Billy Ray Cyrus might be the most stressed father in America right now. In case you are wondering why, Miley is getting kind of hot these days. In one respect you feel like a pervert looking at pictures of her. In another you can’t help but realize she’s gonna be legal and very bangable pretty soon.

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