Mar 28 2008
According to this article Hugh Hefner‘s “life is sweeter than anyone could imagine.” Really? I thought the guy was just bored having sex with five different busty dumb blonds every single day for the past 35 years.
The guy is nearly 100 years old and he’ll have more sex today than I’ll have in the next year. I will say this though: Hugh? I, and I believe all men out there truly salute you. You are truly an uncoachable man.
In case you don’t know why Hugh Hefner is so happy, take a look after the jump
Guy will be on a wheelchair within a year and getting head every 16 minutes. He even stated he plans to have sex until 100. Pure dynamo.
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