Mar 28 2008
Long Island to Become 51st State? – I May Have to Kill Myself
Long Island, “Bigger than 19 states and more populous than all but the country’s three largest cities — is big enough to stand on its own, secede and become the 51st state, said Suffolk Comptroller Joseph Sawicki.
Ladies and gentlemen. I grew up on Long Island. I’m proud to be from Long Island. But Long Island now? Now it’s either the South Shore or North Shore. Slowly but surely the south shore is taking over. That means the guidos and extra fat Mets fans are going to be our representatives.
State Motto and Pictures of Potential Governors after the jump
Does this scare me? You bet it does. What’s the state motto going to be? Some sign that says “Bella Mafia Bitches!” or “Don’t mess with Strong Island?” I’m very nervous. Anyway here’s some potential candidates for governor:
Good God I hope this thing never happens.
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