With what could have been the biggest shocker in history The Associated Press reported that Donnie Walsh has NOT agreed to oversee basketball operations for the New York Knicks. Walsh reportedly said, “Look man, Eddy Curry just smells really bad after a game, what can I tell you?” That and “Ok my bad, they just suck, what do you want from me? They blow, they’re a horrible team and I want no part of this. Call Roy Jones, he’d do a great job.”

And that got me thinking. Who should run this team? I think the scenario from the movie Eddie really isn’t such a bad idea at this point. Take a fan, kid, whoever, and get the fans laughing. Christ get us excited for once. I’d say it’ll take this team at least 50-60 years to create a moderately formidable team so we might as well have some fun with it. In the interim I’ve shared a couple of pictures of candidates I think could fill the job admirably.

The Nominees Are:

My vote goes to Jorge sporting the old school Starks Jersey. Although the entire Knicks City Dancers certainly isn’t a bad idea. That kid with the glasses. Oh man. Sorry buddy. I’m so sorry.