For the record, I’m not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that). And another for the record. I am 100% secure in my masculinity that I can call a man handsome, applaud his phenomenal feats, and compliment him to the point where it may in fact look like I’m in love with him. As such I feel it appropriate to run a series of “Man Crush” articles a few times a month.

Who better to start with than Derek Jeter?

We all know Derek’s accomplishments on the field. I’ll cite “The Dive,” his record 150 postseason hits, and World Series MVP award as being pretty significant. Clearly he has a ton more and this wikipedia profile does no justice. In addition to his baseball prowess this guy clearly embodies what us guys want to be off the field.

Pictures and reasons after the jump

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So it’s Monday, tons of day games and the MLB is officially underway. From now until September a gazillion people will be working way less because they are refreshing Rotoworld every 6 seconds and trying to find out the latest news on players they would never care about except that they might produce a week’s worth of fantasy stats that could end up being the difference maker at the end of the year.

Pictures of hot baseball wives/girlfriends and more after the jump

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Forget the Alicia Silverstone that you heard doesn’t bathe. Forget the Alicia Silverstone who got a little pudgier over the years. Just get that Alicia out of your heads. Refresh, rewind, and remember the days of “The Babysitter,” “The Crush” and “Clueless.”

Unfortunately her latest news involves Britney Spears? What a sad and downward spiral that must be. But let us rejoice and think of the “young” Alicia. Jesus, that was like 14 years ago. Unreal.

Pictures and more after the jump

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The Associated Press reports that Miley Cyrus wins twice at the Kids Choice awards. One for best singer and the other for best actress. In addition, “The show’s host, Jack Black, announced that 88 million votes were cast this year, more than twice last year’s record number of 40 million.”

Miley Pictures and shocking news after the jump

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In what will go down as one of the better performances in NCAA Tourney history, Stephen Curry put on an absolute shooting display over the last couple weeks. The guy was draining three’s and scoring in an unprecedented fashion. He was as close to automatic as possible.

Davidson finally went down against Kansas yesterday, and that might have delayed Curry’s quest to become a man. When asked about the situation, Curry said “Well, I’m almost 14 years old and I think it’s time, but I promised myself a lady only if I got into the final four.”

Don’t worry kid, you got more time.

It’s times like these I’m completely happy to be a man. A fan who wishes to remain nameless has sent me some phenomenal pictures of some of the ladies of the New England Patriots cheering squadron. In all he sent me over 200 pictures. That is pretty damned horny if you ask me. I’ve managed cut it down to 14. You know Belicheck is licking his chops during every home game.

To all those in Beantown: Nomahhhh! Pahk the cahhh! Manny just being Manny!

Four things Boston and pictures after the jump

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Kate Bosworth may have been too drunk to remember filming a sex scene from the movie “21,” but she’s got my vote as being a keeper. When asked about the scene Kate said “We were both so drunk,” the sexy “21” siren told People. “Jim and I became such good friends, we decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it.”

And what in God’s name is wrong with that? A girl that goes for it, is hot, and gets trashed to get in the mood? Sounds like wife material to me. I’m normally not into the skinny, not exactly big boobs type, but Kate is an exception. When I saw her in “Blue Crush” and began to feel the inner power within her character, I nearly cried.

Pictures and an emotional moment after the jump

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According to this article Hugh Hefner‘s “life is sweeter than anyone could imagine.” Really? I thought the guy was just bored having sex with five different busty dumb blonds every single day for the past 35 years.

The guy is nearly 100 years old and he’ll have more sex today than I’ll have in the next year. I will say this though: Hugh? I, and I believe all men out there truly salute you. You are truly an uncoachable man.

In case you don’t know why Hugh Hefner is so happy, take a look after the jump

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Long Island, “Bigger than 19 states and more populous than all but the country’s three largest cities — is big enough to stand on its own, secede and become the 51st state, said Suffolk Comptroller Joseph Sawicki.

Ladies and gentlemen. I grew up on Long Island. I’m proud to be from Long Island. But Long Island now? Now it’s either the South Shore or North Shore. Slowly but surely the south shore is taking over. That means the guidos and extra fat Mets fans are going to be our representatives.

State Motto and Pictures of Potential Governors after the jump

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The Bleacher Report lets us know that the playoffs are just around the corner. You know what that means. It means players in the NBA are licking their chops for a chance at a title. I just hope they’re not licking other players (although these pictures say otherwise). With some teams realizing the hopes of a playoff birth, and races getting tighter and tighter, the games are going to get tougher and tougher.

And that my friends means players are going to play harder and harder. And that means the more play, the more gay…..pictures that is.

In the midst of all this I still have to ask myself this one question: “Does anyone watch the NBA anymore?” And am I looking forward to what feels to be a year of playoffs? I think I’d rather watch the NCAA tourney. At least in the NCAA, we see some decent plays run, real defense, and a legit desire to win.

Enjoy (or hopefully don’t) the Pics – Bear in mind not all of these are recent but they’re still pretty funny