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No matter how many times I try, I just can’t get away from the stranger girls.  There’s nothing more exhilarating than having a chance at a little “thing” with some lass that you don’t even know.  That you’ll never see again.  That you think you’ll do things to they only show in porn.  God I hate fantasy land.

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The Portfolio

I happen to enjoy the “only happens in” genre.  You’ve got Vegas which kind of started it all.  But it’s become a movement of sorts.  Articles and pictures have sprouted up all over the internet that depict situations that could “only happen” in a given region.

Something tells me that not all of the pictures are even from that region.  But it’s the stereotyping that make them so funny.  So when you really get down to it there’s only one conclusion here.  Most of us are racist dickheads.

And we’ll laugh every chance we get when we can generalize a group or region.

So let’s continue with Pakistan!

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The desperate plight of a Moray man who, unable to locate a sufficient quantity of minced beef for his evening meal, finally loses the plot and takes vengeance with his frenzied rap.

I think this video is just dumb enough to potentially make it into the viral video of the year awards.

Why?  There’s just too many dorks out there that actually think this is funny.

While sometimes men balk at the prototypical blond bombshell, there are certainly times to embrace it.  And Mandy Ashford is most certainly one of those times.  Her ridiculous body, “enhanced” rack, and lovely smile are welcome in my home any time.  I’ll have to ask if the wife would mind.

All I could really find on her is this: MandelineElizabethAshford@hotmail.com

I wonder if that’s her real email address.   If it is I’m peppering that thing up with love poems.

More of Mandy after the jump

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And I wonder why.  Don’t ask me why but for some reason Mr. Sleeves sent me a message on Myspace saying “Wow.”  I can only assume this was some feeble attempt to reach out to millions of unsuspecting people getting them to look at his tattoos which were clearly inked on there for attention.

If not for attention than what?  Seriously, what?  Religious beliefs?  To be tough?  I just don’t buy other answers.  You don’t get that many tattoos without some desire to be noticed.

Other than that?  Here’s what I have to say.

WOW!

Does anyone care about this stuff now?

From USA Today:

Doyle Brunson was in prime contention when he quit the 1972 World Series of Poker. He said he was ill, but that was a fib.

Brunson left because some news reporters and TV cameras started showing up at Binion’s Horseshoe Casino in Las Vegas. Back home in Texas, he had kept it a secret that he played poker for a living.

Now, with the World Series marking its 40th year, thousands of players from around the world are drawn to its spotlight. TV coverage and attention far beyond what Brunson encountered are part of the allure. Surprise winners have become the norm, and the WSOP has made that a selling point.

Look, even I’ll admit that Poker was getting kind of cool after Chris Moneymaker won the entire thing back in 2003 (he also apparently went broke right after winning). I even started playing Texas Hold ‘Em online. But poker is a different animal. I’m glad I didn’t get sucked in.

You look at all these dudes who play for 10-12 hours online a day. Then you actually meet them in person? Pretty sure they’re the same people who wind up at Star Trek conventions and Porn Conventions putting up the photos they take in plaques and stuff.

What it comes down to is this:  You’re watching a bunch of very not good looking guys who are tremendous dorks winning tons of money right in front of you. That might give some people “hope” but it sure as hell annoys me.

I’d rather just watch Baywatch.

Let’s face it.  If you’re any kind of self respecting male you probably eat meat.  I suppose I can try and respect one’s insistence on not eating meat but I know that in the back of my mind if I meet a male that says he’s a vegetarian or worse yet a vegan I will always think “what a sissy.”

I’m sorry but that’s just how I feel.  However, that doesn’t mean I don’t have 100% respect for the people behind PETA.  And it’s not because they’re trying to save animals or get people to eat more veggies.   It’s because they’re using sex to do so.

I will always eat meat so I’m sorry PETA you’ll never get me to convert.  But if you keep filming these kinds of videos then you’ll always have a place in my heart.

Check out these 10 sexy PETA videos

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Anyone who is in a fantasy baseball league should know what I’m talking about here.  What exactly is a fantasy baseball slut?  Well just like a slut in real life, these guys get around.  They move from owner to owner, pleasuring them, teasing them, and then of course leaving them.

You think you might hold on to this player but after one implosion or a series of crappy at bats, they head right back to where they belong:  the waiver wire.

So who are the biggest fantasy baseball sluts so far?

Find out after the jump

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Yes, nudity is great and nipples are amazing, but without a little cover-up sometimes, both seem a little less special. And because of that, COED’s compiled a Comprehensive Guide to SFW Boobs

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The Throwdown

Personality disorders caused by the internet - [Cracked]

Another wonderful addition of Click a Chick - [Bustedcoverage]

Monkey pees on the President of Zambia - [Manofest]

Now this is a hell of spring break drunkenness gallery - [Phun] (NSFW Ads)

Professional athletes frozen in time - [The Chive]

Something called Minty Flatulence sexy - [Asylum]

Katie Price works her big speedbags - [The Grumpiest]

I like sexy pictures of Drea De Matteo - [Warming Glow]

A Firework nutshot fail - [Attuworld]

People posing with the Wall Stree Bull’s balls - [Don Chavez]

A new set of Backshift babes - [DJ Mick]

A glorious look at the girls of Canada - [Gunaxin]

Check out who the latest feature model is - [Bullzeye]

Cross Dressing clowns are a big problem - [Blog of Hilarity]

Chris Cooley set to fire a dead cow - [Withleather]

Getting a voicemail from Mr. Belding - [Nextround]

Guess if it’s cleavage or an ass - [Cityrag]

Twitter’s first weed delivery guy in business - [Flisted]

The true meaning of Wife - [Tastybooze]