So we found out that Kristen Clinkscales is still a 20-year-old college student who’s double-majoring in dance and business. But it seems like she already has her PhD in “Absolute Hotness.”

We’re not sure where girls like this were hiding during our college years, but it’s obvious they weren’t anywhere near us. With aspirations to be a Chargers cheerleader, we hope Kristen succeeds in her conquests in order to continue wearing skimpy, really sexy outfits.

Check out more pics of Kristen after the jump…

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“Wheel of Fortune” host Pat Sajak has said in a broadcast interview that he and fellow host Vanna White were drunk when they taped some early episodes of the show, but that he is too old for that now. Sajak explained that during the production of those “Wheel of Fortune” shows, he and co-host Vanna White would take two and a half-hour breaks while prizes were loaded onto the set in Burbank, California. So, they would go to a nearby restaurant and have “great margaritas,” he said. He went on to say,

“Vanna and I would go across and have two or three or six (margaritas), and then come and do the last shows and have trouble recognizing the alphabet”

Alright, Pat Sajak is cooler than we thought, but my attention is focused on Vanna White. If I had known she was getting bombed up, looking to lay some pipe every episode of “Wheel of Fortune” this could have seriously altered the history of my sexual development. Damn. I feel sick with lust for Vanna White right now. Sajak definitely smashed. Thank God it’s the weekend. I need a couple days off.

One thing that’s constant at every sporting event is the National Anthem.We’ve all been to games where it’s a kids church choir, a local artist, or even a national celebrity, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it all comes out right. We also know that regardless of how popular or successful the person singing is, it doesn’t mean they kill it. We love showing the support of our country, but can we please get someone who knows the words?

With Steven Tyler (horrendously) singing the anthem at last weekend’s AFC Championship Game, it got us thinking about the people we dread seeing step to the mic, waiting to belt their lungs out. If you see any of these performers at a ballgame near you, remember, you’ve been warned…

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I’m pretty sure we’ve done these kinds of posts a couple of times already.  But seriously, can you blame me for doing another one?  I think it’s fair to say that would be impossible.

I don’t know why but even if a woman is the worst cook in the entire world it’s still sexy to see her in the kitchen.  Of course when said woman looks like the one in the above picture it’s pretty helpful.

Nevertheless, it’s still true.  A woman in the kitchen is a turn on and the pics after the jump shall prove it…..

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This is an article I wrote back in December of 2010 and definitely still applies today.

When you think about it, there aren’t too many times in a man’s life that he has the opportunity to buy something he truly wants. Many times he will buy something he truly needs but it doesn’t really mean he’s happy about it.

What I mean is, as children we get gifts and love these gifts. For example I loved getting my Nintendo Entertainment System. But what are my Nintendo’s today? What do men usually purchase for themselves that are significant?

And I’m not going overboard here as in buying a summer home, a plane, or anything like that.   These are five realistic man purchases a guy should make in one’s life….

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Click on the photo for more of Lucy Collett

Meet Lucy Collett, winner of the latest Page 3 Idol, soon to become a fixture on The Sun‘s British busty site Page3.com.  This curvy ginger also models under the name Lucy Vixen and has appeared as a DIY Girl on the FrontArmy.com site.  Bottom line here?  British girls continue to rule the world.

The Funbag

Nine quirky things every “workplace” is required to have – [Cracked]

Ten of the best genius gadgets for bad memory – [Listgazette]

When it’s time for a little geekery go here – [Majorgeeks]

A very beautiful galler of Clemson cheerleaders – [Unathletic]

When you need celebrity cleavage go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Is it time for Jwoww to get bigger implants? – [Celebslam]

A bunch of wacky and wild stories are here – [Attuworld]

Mini Anden is made in Sweden and her parts are great – [TC Mag]

Some of the weirdest school lunches you’ll see – [Cityrag]

Anything with Victoria Silvstedt is awesome to me – [Heyman Hustle]

Eight things you should never bring to the bar – [Guyism]

Some of the best homeless signs of the week – [Gunaxin]

An extremely lovely gallery of female athletes – [Funtasticus]

Video taken of a giant group of girls – [Linkiest]

Yearbook pictures of famous people – [Izismile]

Crazy pictures of an abandoned loony bin – [Nedhardy]

Seven videos of people getting slapped in slow motion – [Holytaco]

A massive gallery of celebrities wearing bikinis – [COED Magazine]

Click on the photo for 25 athletes who make better models

Sometimes you see a female athlete and recognize how hot she is.  It’s at those times you forget about her athletic prowess and frankly lose all care for it.  As a male you kind of just want to see her pose in lingerie and do really erotic stuff.   And who can blame us dudes for this?  It’s those tight uniforms man….

The Portfolio

When it comes to bacon, there’s very few people who don’t act like a begging dog to get some. We love it on burgers. We toss bits on salads. We devour it when alone. It’s probably the single greatest side in the history of food.

We thought our love for bacon couldn’t be overmatched by anyone, but after looking at the art people do with the tasty treat, it’s obvious we really need to step up our game.

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When Argentina comes up in conversation, we embarrassingly think of Leo Messi and the soccer team – so thank goodness Yesica Toscanini is now the first think that pops into our heads.

This Sports Illustrated and A&F model is hotter than your average chick. I mean, look at that picture with those stockings! If we had those hanging from our chimney, it’d definitely be Christmas all year round!

See more pics of Yesica after the jump…

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