Click on the photo to see more of Holly Weber

Holly Weber may have started out as a go-go dancer with braces, but it didn’t take long before she was being flown around the world as a highly sought after model.  Sorry but I’d like to see her as a go-go dancer again.  Thanks.

More Go-Go candidates at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

If you walk around New York City you’ll notice plenty of ads on buses and other moving vehicles.  Advertisers have gotten it straight that if you slap your brand on something people are looking at that it might get noticed.

But what about trains?  There’s no reason that ads shouldn’t be placed on the OUTSIDE of trains.  Why?  Because they are just as visible as the inside.

Whatever the folks in Japan and China are doing, I like it….

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Have I been preaching Louis CK this whole time or what?  For the record I first posted this guy in June of 2008.  Granted I first saw him perform when I was 16 and have been a big fan ever since but this site was only around in March of 2008.

Bottom line, he’s now appearing more and more on television and movies.  And deservedly so.  All I can say is that’s awesome and he should be very happy that he got a divorce.

The women must be rolling in right now.

How I’ve had Melina Pitra on this site but not featured her is a mystery to me.  Melina is 23-years-old, she was born December the 13th 1985 in Hurlingham, Buenos Aires.  The dyed blond hair beauty is a Sagittarius and her main occupation is modeling and wearing hand bras.

Yes, hand bras.  You know, when there is no bra and hands are used instead?  It’s getting harder and harder to figure out terms for what women do with their breasts.  But dammit I hope we all die trying to come up with these phrases.

Check out Melina’s Pitras after the jump

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There are disguises and then there’s wearing a high school musical blanket.

A man, wrapped in a High School Musical blanket, assaulted two men with a flashlight during an attempt to steal money from the Villa Auto Wash kiosk on Aylmer St. on Sept. 16 last year, Ontario Court of Justice heard yesterday. The man approached the kiosk and asked the other two men for change, Crown attorney Jim Hughes said.  When one of the other two men cracked open the kiosk’s door, the man burst into the kiosk, Hughes said.  “The male indicated he had a weapon underneath the blanket,” he said. “The suspect opened the register and got angry when there was no money inside.”

The funniest line I read in the article is when the police not only seized the man’s car but also the High School Musical blanket.  Can you imagine seeing that thing in the evidence room?  You know there’s definitely some effeminate cop in that precinct with a fetish for Zac Efron.

Well either that or some perv who likes to have his alone time with pictures of Vanessa Hudgens.

Robbed with a High School Musical blanket?  Good Lord.

[Via Petersborough Examiner]

There’s that retarded ab belt where you basically get electrocuted.  That one was pretty dumb.  There’s that funny Japanese hump machine.  But this one has got to take the cake for being one of the dumbest ever.

I mean come on guys.  Isn’t this just like a shitty ride at a theme park?

And what exactly do I mean by sexy “talent?”  Well, some women out there are more than just a pretty face or a great body part.  In some cases those body parts can do some amazing things that we men never thought possible.

For example, did you ever think that a woman’s breast could open a beer bottle?  Eh, probably not.   Did you ever think they were capable of smashing real watermelons?  I doubt it.

And if you ever thought that “other” parts could sing songs or make us laugh then you’d have to be a rare case.

Check out these seven sexy “talent” videos

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I can completely understand why an advertisement gets banned.  But that doesn’t mean I have to agree with it.   And most times when a commercial doesn’t get aired or a picture doesn’t make it into the magazine it’s more political than anything.  Perhaps it would offend a large group the magazine has a relationship with or it might draw a little heat.

So while I get that, and companies do have to look out for themselves, it’s nice to see one with a little balls from time to time.

And I have to admit, it would take a lot of balls to run these 15 ads.

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Click on the photo for sex ed lessons you wish they taught you

It didn’t take most of us long to realize the sex education we got in school wasn’t going to come in handy.  Cracked asked its readers to look back at their sex lives and Photoshop the lessons they wish they’d taught you back in school.  It’s pretty funny stuff.

More sexy lessons at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Celebrity Tattoos in hiding - [Cityrag]

Have you ever heard of the pedal pumping fetish? - [G4TV]

Whose got the douchier fans:  New York or Philly? - [Unathletic]

Jessica Alba actually did a sex scene and here it is - [Ns4W]

When sexy fans send in pictures it’s a good thing - [The Chive]

Nearly 10 percent of adults are virgins - [Asylum]

Let’s keep the Halloween costumes coming shall we? - [Brobible]

Natalie Portman and Padma Lakshmi talk cocks - [Sublime Blog]

They call her Penny Flame because she’s hot - [Cavemancircus]

This is the best Halloween contest ever - [Collegehumor]

This is how they do pick up trucks in Florida - [Attuworld]

10 Amazingly cool self defense items - [Gunaxin]

I’d like some alone time with Stevie Lynn - [Nextround]

What your beer says about your personality - [Flisted]

Kelly Brook wears a cupcake bra, sort of - [Epic Carnival]

They call this the titty full of beer on the subway - [Tastybooze]

iPhone owners make bad girlfriends - [Mademan]

The best Tim Tebow costume of all time - [Gibbs12]