I’ve always been intrigued by the use of light as it pertains to putting that light in badass situations.  You know, like the kind of crap Tesla did.  Weird beams and loud noises.  I love that kind of weird stuff.

So why the hell not experiment with light at a skateboarding park?  That’s probably as good a place as any to have a solid stage for photographs.

Here’s a cool gallery of lights at a skate park…..

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She’s a former Playmate.  She hails from England.  And now she provides talented young ladies to Playboy in France.  Her name is Ann French and she’s got one hell of a dirty look to her.  Obviously her stomach tattoo (which you’ll see below) is a dead giveaway but man doesn’t she just own it?

Ann’s just got one of those faces that screams “do what I say and when you’re done with that, do more.”  I’m sure she’s quite nice and all but you don’t get tats like that if you don’t have a wild side.

More of French after the jump….

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My friends are currently all about OKCupid.com, and they’ve established a rule that if you have one pic, you aren’t worth a message. Why? Because anyone can look good in one pic. ANYONE, which is correctly demonstrated here.

Also, if your lead profile pic is not a human being, you are ugly. If you have no shots of your body, you are fat. If all your pictures are you with 10,000 other people, you are needy. These are just little things you pick up along the way.

You have been warned.

I love foreign commercials. The lack of translation makes an already WTF commercial even more so when you have no idea the context it’s occurring in. Such is the case with this ad for Panda uh, food (not sure exactly what it is, maybe cheese) from some country that apparently speaks Arabic.

I found a loose translation of the ad which goes:

FAYEZ: do u want a sandwich ??

FAYEZ: NO i am not hungry

then the panda appears

then the voice over says : PANDA NEVER SAY NO TO IT

Loose translation indeed. But moral of the story, don’t mess with Pandas.

I wish I had a ton of commentary here but honestly I just can’t do it.  I don’t really know what to say.  All I know is that I’m officially flying to Russia to get my car washed from now on.  Seriously I will pay thousands just to have these two chicks scrub for a few hours.

I mean really?  You’ll have to see these pictures to believe them…..

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Lord knows we’ve had our fair share of crazy politicians and that got me thinking.  What in the hell were these people like in high school?  It’s hard to think that the person who holds the highest office in the world was a pimple faced day dreamer.  Well some of them harder than others.

But it’s kind of cool to see what these people looked like in their teen years.  Were they the cool kids?  Were they the dorks?  Did they get laid at their high school proms?

I’ll leave that to your interpretation but here are 15 high school photos of U.S. politicians…

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Click on the photo to see what’s wrong with twenty somethings

It’s a slower pace these days and more of a sense of entitlement.  So what in the hell is wrong with the youth of today?  Our friends over at Cracked take a closer look and I think they’ve pretty much nailed down on what the problem is.

More problems I see at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Pulp Fiction meets Chef Boyardee in this mashup – [The DW]

Who is the lucky lady chosen for the day? – [Extramustard]

When you need a celebrity upskirt go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Steffi De Greve is a girl you will not forget – [Guyism]

Awesome drunkenness from Bills fan – [Unathletic]

Check out this cat playing Duck Hunt on NES – [Pedal to the Metal]

Why you should be afraid of Govt Satellites – [Holytaco]

The ultimate Adriana Lima gallery – [Attuworld]

20 awesome celebrity nip slips of the sea – [Cityrag]

One of the weird Beatles videos I’ve ever seen – [Seehere]

The funniest Ebay auctions of all time – [Manofest]

Alessandra Ambrosio was model in Istanbul – [Don Chavez]

Check out this awesome St Louis nightlife gallery – [Inside STL]

Story of creation told in 8 bit – [Nedhardy]

This really big girl wants to be a ballerina – [Regretfulmorning]

Seven celebrity sex tapes I’d actually buy – [Ego TV]

Demi Moore decides to get sexy on stage – [Flisted]

Should this dude really be cutting weight? – [Heavy]

Click on the photo for the 25 most awesome tennis bodies

As you are all probably well aware, it’s time for the U.S. Open in Tennis.   And if there is one thing that’s lovely about the sport it’s how much better the women’s outfits have gotten.  Not only that, the women in general.  It appears there are more hotties than ever before in the female circuit.  Yay!

More things to say “Yay!” about at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I love to swim as much as the next guy.  I mean there are certain situations where I think it’s annoying.  Like when you’re in the ocean and the current is kind of rough or it’s really wavy.  That’s why I prefer pools.  But when you’re talking a pool of this magnitude?  I don’t know.  It’s not like I’d be worried about sharks but something that deep kind of scares me.

The deepest swimming pool in the world was opened in 2004 in Brussels, Belgium.  In fact, it’s a Recreational Diving Center, called Nemo 33. The swimming pool floor consists of flat platforms at different levels. The pool has two large flat-bottomed areas at depth levels of 5m (16 ft) and 10m (32 ft), and a large circular pit of 33m (108 ft)

180 feet?  No thanks….

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