For all the guys out there, we have a feeling that you’d much rather have a girl who is naturally attractive than one who piles on the makeup every single day.

While we’re more likely to take a look at the girls with eyeliner and red, rosey lips, the one who can walk into a room without it all and still steal the show is the one we all really want.

And since some girls just don’t know when to put down the makeup brush, here’s a reminder that a naturally pretty girl is always better than one with a pound of extra face on them.

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Now we’re not one for comparing girls, but when we came across these photos of model Audrey Allen, the first thing we thought of was how most chicks just don’t stack up well against her.

Blessed with all the goods a guy would want, Audrey has posed for mags like Playboy and others that display what the good lord gave her.

Thankfully, many of those goods get to be seen in minimal clothing, making it quite the treat whenever someone gets a chance to look at her.

See more pics of Audrey Allen after the jump…

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According to the Omaha World-Herald, police in Lincoln, Neb., received a call Monday from a woman who said her son had slipped out of their apartment through an unlocked door while she was in the bathroom.

Fortunately, mother and son were soon reunited after patrons at a nearby bowling alley spotted the toddler sitting inside a claw machine. Details as to how the boy got into the machine are scarce; however, children have previously managed to climb their way into claw machines through the prize chute. [Continue Reading]

This is actually an incredible story. Not only did the kid sneak out, he managed to get to a bowling alley, then get into a claw machine. Imagine being a little kid in a claw machine. That’s like paradise. Still something awfully creepy about it.

Although we can’t complain about our job—we look at hot girls and write about stuff guys need and want all day—there are a few times where we hear someone discussing their career that gets us a little jealous.

While we wouldn’t necessarily think about switching our path towards success, something in the way they describe their gigs makes us interested, to say the least.

But since most of us have never even heard about these jobs, there’s a good chance none of us got steered in the direction to try and get them.

So for all of you looking for an out, try finding openings with these job titles, because they’re real—and quite awesome.

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Every once in awhile we kick ourselves for not knowing about a sexy girl earlier—and today just happens to be one of those days.

You’d think that all the hours spent online looking for hot and talented ladies, that we’d somehow come across this Monika Jaros girl, right?

Well, until a few days ago, you were wrong.

To make up for our lack of knowledge on this Polish stunner, we’re going to be very nice and give you tons of hot photos to look at today. Are we forgiven now?

See more hot pics of Monika Jaros after the jump…

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It’s time, once again, to make the little things count. The “Smallest Penis Contest,” a nutty competition which debuted last year, will return to Brooklyn’s Kings County Bar on June 14.

Per a media release, contestants will be judged in multiple categories, including “poise in both evening wear and bathing wear.” In addition to a cash prize (which can optionally be donated to charity), a “wee crown and scepter” will be awarded to the less-endowed man best exhibiting “extraordinary heart, talent, and chutzpa.” [Continue Reading]

I’ve been trying to figure out a reason why to enter this contest if your “small”. Seriously, I know you should embrace what God has given you but I cannot see one good reason for this to work out in a positive manner.

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We all like to have a good time—with some doing it a little more than others.

And while we happen to live in a state where a certain green substance is legal, we remind you to stay away from the sticky stuff.

Still, for those who have experienced with the stuff, you know how it makes you look and feel, making you a bit lazy, very hungry and squinty eyed.

It may make you appear weird, but take a look at these dogs who seem like they had too much of the good stuff, too.

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We’re going to have you do a quick exercise to see just how sexy model Emily Sears actually is.

First, close your eyes. Second, take a deep breath. Third, clear your mind. And finally, dream of the most perfect girl you can think of.

Does she have blonde hair? Does she often go brunette? How about her body? Is it perfect? How do her eyes and smile look?

No open your eyes and go through these photos of Emily. We bet that the girl you were just daydreaming about fits what she brings to the table—because she’s about as perfect and flawless as they come.

See more pics of Emily Sears after the jump…

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Bjørn Frilund, 64, is a master baiter in his local village of Eidsbygda, Norway. He was slacking his line one morning when his attention got tugged to one of the cod in his fishing nets, according to the photo database WENN.

He quickly inserted his knife into the fish’s orifices, and found a big, pink sex toy. He swears it wasn’t his — the fish probably thought the dildo was a small octopus, and ate it, Frilund maintains. The fish was filleted and given away, while the dildo remains at Frilund’s house. [Continue Reading]

Well, that stinks to be that fish. I mean talk about the humiliation and ridicule this fish is going to face when he gets back in the water. His friends won’t talk to him, his parents will disown him – just for one little mistake. It’s sad.

You know how people say that you shouldn’t trust everything you see on the Internet? Well, yeah, Yahoo! Answers just about epitomizes that theory.

While it can be a great tool for people to ask a question and get a general response—well, before, “just Google it” became more popular—it didn’t always provide the best answer for people to go off of.

For all those kids who thought they’d use it to gather knowledge for a paper, or the new parents who weren’t sure how to change a diaper, here are some other Yahoo! Answers that should never be trusted.

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